Holy shit that actually would make an awesome book plot. Like maybe some poor footsoldier gets killed in action and gets a humble funeral with only the basic necesseties to bury a body. He doesn’t even get a fancy tombstone with RIP or anything. Then suddenly his spirit gets thrust into some ugly, putrid, upside-down afterlife with ghouls and monsters shooting at each other. He just barely ducks down to avoid a ectoplasmic bullet and all of a sudden there’s this zombie dude with half his face rotted off yelling at him to ‘get up and fight you dumb kid!’
The zombie dude is actually an old war vet from WWII and he’s been part of the skeleton war for longer than he can remember. The skeleton war is actually just a bunch of dead guys spending their afterlife fighting supernatural horrors and keeping them from entering the world of the living. It’s a thankless task and sometimes they let a few ghouls slip past them on Halloween, but it’s war. War is always a thankless task no matter if you’re dead or alive.
#holy fajitas please write a novel
Anna May Wong in Java Head, (Thorold Dickinson, 1934)
shots fired in the beverage fandom
Tensions are high in the beverage kingdom. A rudimentary wall has been erected between the two camps, its primary construction materials consisting of mugs, brutally broken over the heads of the enemy. Every morning, wet tea leaves and sodden coffee grounds are hurled into the opposing camp, an insulting barrage of no real use. It is a pitiable image of human obsession.
Heaven help anyone who mentions the words ‘hot chocolate’.
i remember seeing that ‘attractive disney villains’ post once and the artist had drawn ursula skinny which i didnt really agree with so i doodled this as my own version i guess
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess